I just spent three days with my sister and her family and I had a wonderful time. Her kids are 6, 5 and 3 and they are super cute (I have a truly excellent story tomorrow about the five year old and a splinter) and I came home today to my world of teenagers and nearly teens.
Short story, but too funny not to post about.
Sitting with one of my daughters tonight and she suddenly says “oh”. Then she says, to an otherwise quiet room of her father and I, ‘ever have one of those farts that comes up the front instead of going out the back the way it’s supposed to?’
We laughed, me more than her dad, as EVERY woman has experienced this phenomenon at least once in her life.
Oh, I said back to her, you mean like the little vagi-puffs?
She said (after roaring in laughter) that it sounded like a feminine hygiene product. Vagi-puffs. Now in pink.
Ahhh. Insane laughter over the little foibles of life. Vagina jokes. I’m home.